A notebook that you use to store all of your passwords. It costs $10.
“Do you mind if I tell you a story? One you might not have heard? All the elements in your body were forged many, many millions of years ago in the heart of a faraway star that exploded and died. That explosion scattered those elements across the desolations of deep space. After so, so many millions of years these elements came together to form new stars and new planets, and on and on it went. The elements came together and burst apart, forming shoes and ships and ceiling wax, and cabbages and kings. Until, eventually, they came together to make you.”
(Source: matthewsmitth, via whore-iarty)
"Ashely. Katchoudorian. You were supposed to be watching the door. You. We’re supposed to be watching the door. You were supposed. To be watching the door. Ashley Katchoudorian. Do you know what these are, Ashley Katchoudorian? These are a little girl’s arms. A little girl with dreams. With legs. With a head. She’s a pencil. She’s a swizzle stick. You can use her as a pool noodle. And now I’m holding up her arms. Arms. I’m holding them because you weren’t watching the door. A girl lost her arms, Ashley Katchoudorian. A girl lost her fucking arms. Do you not know, what has transpired while you were at Pearl Harbor, seeing a fucking Japanese museum? We had our own Pearl Harbor here today. Oh my god. How could you do this to us? You literally bombed us. Like the Japanese you are. And me? I’m Ben Affleck. I’m Ben Affleck and I’m holding two fucking girls arms. And you’re Cuba Gooding Jr, disappointing everybody. Live with that."
Trisha Cappelletti (via innovatorr)
My state, everyone.
And my representative voted for it. </3
(Source: drunkonstephen, via caleb-and-his-coat)
"Are you sure you have the time and attention to take care of a pet?"
Me - Because I am raising a 19 year old, obviously.